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stovetop

So if you’re ever cleaning the stove and suddenly lose one of the little black range tops… and you look all over and can’t figure out where on Earth it went… and you search for days… and pick through every piece of garbage without success… and lift up the oven itself to see if it’s underneath… and go to a thrift store to see if you can buy another… and contemplate breaking into your old apartment so you can take a top off your old stove… and you’re going totally crazy because you just cannot figure out what on Earth you did with the stupid thing….. just remember that the black tops stack on top of each other and the missing one is probably just sitting on top of its neighbor.

Lessons learned the hard way…  ;)